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[fins_of_justice]

There was an elderly woman working the counter tonight.

I sat through a half hour lecture on how to use lube.

...I didn't need that lesson.

((ooc: absolutely meant to be private, but Sousuke hasn't quite figured out how to make private posts. OOPS))

Comments

[mimic_yuu]

Sucks to be you man. What a waste of time.

[fins_of_justice]

This was supposed to be private....

[rinhirakoba]

Didn't need it because it was embarrassing or because you knew it all already?

[fins_of_justice]

...Would you like to find out?

[rinhirakoba]

Well that's hardly fair, because there's no way for me to know now whether what you do is due to your own prior knowledge or because an old lady lectured you for half an hour.

[fins_of_justice]

I would not use "old lady" knowledge on you.

[rinhirakoba]

I'm flattered. Perhaps you can use it on someone else one day, I'd hate for all her hard work on educating you to go to waste.

[fins_of_justice]

Encouraging me to go for other people? Isn't that counter-productive?

[rinhirakoba]

Counter-productive to what, exactly?


Oh, I suppose I should give you a status update. I've just filled my pool up and am now naked and soaking. It's very refreshing.

[fins_of_justice]

Going for you.

...Don't drown in there.

((ooc: strikes screened to Rin. ...he's trying very hard not to react to that update.))

[haveyourbacks]

Did she demonstrate with props too?

[fins_of_justice]

...No. Thankfully.

[haveyourbacks]

At least that. Was there a queue too, cos even without props, a queue would make it even more embarrassing. XD

[fins_of_justice]

There were a few others. I don't really want to talk about it.

[haveyourbacks]

Doesn't seem like it, cos you posted about it!

[fins_of_justice]

It was supposed to be private....

[haveyourbacks]

Haha too late now! Now everyone knows where to borrow lube if they suddenly need it.

[izen]

I suppose you have to get your pointers from somewhere.

[fins_of_justice]

I don't want them.

[izen]

True. That's what google is for.

[fins_of_justice]

If you say so.

[rinhirakoba]

I imagine Yamazaki-kun is more of a hands-on learning type than looking up things on google.

[notironheart]

...With that many years on them I'm sure they had a good deal of wisdom to share.

[fins_of_justice]

...No. She lamented not having lube growing up.

[suisaigaka]

Maybe you learned something new. The elderly are a wealth of information, most of the time.