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[fins_of_justice]

...Someone told me today that I would make a good boyfriend.

.......??

Comments

[rinhirakoba]

I know. Which is why I continue to do it.

[izen]

You'd make a horrible super villain.

[rinhirakoba]

Maybe if you're my partner.

[izen]

I'd be a great super villain. You'd be my overly affectionate sidekick housekeeper.

[rinhirakoba]

I think I'm definitely worth more than being just your sidekick housekeeper, Zaizen-kun. Especially since you'd just constantly make me cook you soup.

[izen]

What's wrong with that? You'd just cuddle all of my victims.

[rinhirakoba]

Does that mean you'd only target certain types of people that I find appealing for cuddling with?

[izen]

So just go for people shorter than you. Easy.

[rinhirakoba]

Shorter people with dark hair, please.

[izen]

How short?

[rinhirakoba]

I think you're a nice size.

[izen]

So looking for short brunettes around my size.

[rinhirakoba]

Pretty much. Or you can just accept sacrificing yourself to cuddles and I'll make soup for you and you can torment whoever you want.

[izen]

Thereby making you my housekeeper sidekick.